the-next-person:

youcalled:

excuseyou:

hlp5t3r-m3rmaaidd-biitchhh:

futureofpanem:

thankful i have a proper url and not something like hlp5t3r-m3rmaaidd-biitchhh

excuse you

you called?

don’t bring me into this im as sick as these faggoty jokes as the next person

fuck you i think they’re funny

(Source: tedylupin)

niallthemessiah:

“here are some carrots!” a young girl said, handing them to louis tomlinson

“fuck you” he said

(Source: nastyniall)

fuckyeahmcgosling:

‘It was my pleasure.’ - Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling winning the Best Kiss award in 2005.

jade-sexual:

jaredpotterlecki:

comparisons:

saltandsilverbullets:

illegalfag:

satomimi:

sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.

what if teachers shipped their students

ship wars in the staff room

anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes

fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers

the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out

(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each new chapter)

(Source: corsetmaid)

Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.

The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.

The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.

Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.

srsly tho

i will reblog this everytime its on my dash

themadcat-:

The noises I am making…

and they ask me why this is my favorite show…