powderedblush: Y u no twerk on da wall



Nico was gay for Percy y’all were right all along I am in shock


if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure

I tweeted this exact thing like a year ago what the fuck bitches

an actual conversation i overheard on the train
  • person 1: i'm not against gay marriage but i feel sorry for people with 2 dads
  • person 2: what? why?
  • person 1: they have to put up with twice the dad jokes
  • person 2: omfg

  • guavaqueen:

    at 12:00 am on january 1st I better have either another person or a bottle of vodka on my lips


    WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year


    Dreamworks really needs to make a movie about the story of the little boy fishing on the moon, like who is he? Why is he on the moon? Did he ever catch a fish? There are the questions that have haunted me at the theaters since 1994.


    seeing someone cute in public w/ ur parents


    seeing someone cute in public w/ ur friends




    did you know soap doesn’t really clean your hands it just makes the water molecules smaller so the water can go into smaller crevices in your skin isn’t that the weirdest shit you’ve read today

    how the fuck would you make a water molecule smaller that makes no sense do u know how much energy that would require to overcome the electrostatic forces between the protons and the electrons bye

    thank you